cow joke

what do you call a cow with parkinson's?

A Milkshake!!!

boomerang joke

Whats the hardest part of getting a new boomerang?
Getting rid of the old one!

LHC

Man1: Hey, you wanna see the large hadron collider
Man2: Large Hadron Collider? I 'ardly know 'er!!!

A Joke

One day, a snail slithers up to the front of a random house door. The owner of said door comes out and scoffs at the snail. He then proceeds to kick the snail down the few steps leading to his door. 3 years later, the snail opens the door and says to the man "what was that all about!?!?!"